If you give a kid a....

Actually - it's more of a "if she gets her hands on" - but this is more rhymey.

If you give a kid a Nintendo DS and she throws it in the toilet..

She'll want to play with a camera.

If she plays with a camera then she'll want to cell phone, too.

If she plays with the camera and the cell phone then she'll throw them behind the bed.

If she throws them behind the bed she'll forget all about them and then she'll want to play with your MP3 Player.

If she plays with your MP3 player you'll think it's cute and adorable as she talks to it - like a phone. If you think it's cute and adorable (and it is) then she'll continue to push buttons until she erases everything from Memory.

If you give a kid an MP3 player - you'll be glad that it doesn't have a "Format disk" option - and you'll have to reload everything.

If you give a kid anything else, you really deserve what you get,

And you'll probably need a cookie.

And if you give a mom a cookie, she'll want a Diet Coke (Or a Frappacino) to go with it.