Dear ComfyDenim,

"Your time has come! As a successful educational professional, your achievements provide the perfect foundation for leadership. Take your career to the next level as a school principal, administrator, department chair or other educational leader by earning a Master in the Arts of Education, School Improvement Leadership with Olivet Nazarene University."

Dear Olivet Nazarene University,

Thank you for thinking my time has come. But I am already school principal, administrator, department chair and "other". While I appreciate your desire to take my career to the next level, I'm not sure I want to go to the next level. I believe the next level includes algebra. Diagramming sentences. Hormones in someone other than myself. Probably undergarment buying...and braces...and ....

.....I'm quite happy right here...

Thank you for your offer. While I'm thrilled to see my excellence and work completed get the recognition they deserve, I must pass on your offer.

I shall remain, humbly,
ComfyDenim

Principal
faculty
janitor
educational chair
and
other

LaundryPile school of all things