The other night, I took Mini-Me with me to a launching of a business. A friend makes jewelry and we were going to have a party and celebrate her going into business.
J-man saw us getting ready and found out where we were going and told us that he wanted to go, too.
He was sure of it.
We pointed out that there would be jewelry. Women. and no kids to play with.
He was just certain he had to go. Not certain enough to stop playing Lego Star Wars - he wanted to finish the level.
Really, you don't want to go. It's girly.
No -- he intoned -- I'll be doomed if I don't go.
I admit it.
He still didn't go.