...or rather I'm fairly certain it's not written in the "What to expect for your child's first five years..."
NOwhere will it be written down that:
"your 4-year-old will want a Popsicle the same color as her closest sibling. Not to emulate him but to wag her bottom at him and say something akin to 'neener neener I have the same as you'."
Yeah. Just to make him mad.
Nor will the book tell you that her butt-wagging ploy will work, and she will do it again just to hear him squeal in anger.
Nope. It won't be written down anywhere because I'd have to write the book.
If I wrote the book, It might be titled "Tales of the Average Mom" or maybe "Be afraid, be very afraid: what the experts don't tell you."
Yeah - I don't see it being a best seller, either.